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You Really Are Full of Shit, Aren’t You?

Posted on September 2, 2024December 1, 2024

Ever met someone who talks like they invented oxygen, only to realize they’ve just inhaled too much of their own BS? Karl Wiggins takes a hilariously snarky dive into the absurd world of overconfident know-it-alls, smug pretenders, and those annoying “experts” who are full of hot air. Packed with sarcastic…

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I’m Glad My Mom Died

Posted on August 27, 2024December 1, 2024

I’m Glad My Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy is a memoir that grabs you by the guts from the very title and takes you on a raw, unfiltered journey through the highs and lows of her life in the spotlight. McCurdy, known for her roles in popular TV shows, delivers…

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A Passion for Donkeys

Posted on August 21, 2024January 7, 2025

“A Passion for Donkeys” is exactly what it sounds like a whole book dedicated to the love of those long eared, stubborn, yet completely adorable creatures: donkeys. Written with a sense of humor and a whole lot of heart, it’s perfect for anyone who’s ever thought, “You know what? Donkeys…

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K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice

Posted on August 21, 2024January 7, 2025

“K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice” by Avery Monsen and Jory John is not your typical ABC book, it’s a hilarious, twisted take on the alphabet that’s definitely not for kids (but perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor). Each letter comes with a piece…

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How not to be a dick

Posted on August 21, 2024January 7, 2025

“How Not to Be a Dick” by Meghan Doherty is the ultimate guide to navigating life without being that person. Whether you’re dealing with friends, family, coworkers, or strangers, this book offers straightforward advice on how to avoid the pitfalls of jerkdom with a good dose of humor. Through witty…

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5 Very Good Reasons To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth

Posted on August 21, 2024October 11, 2024

5 Very Good Reasons To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)” is a humorous book by Matthew Inman, also known as The Oatmeal. The book is a collection of comics and funny essays that cover a variety of absurd topics in a tongue in cheek manner….

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Eating People is Wrong 

Posted on August 21, 2024January 7, 2025

Eating People is Wrong by Malcolm Bradbury is a witty and sharply satirical novel that tackles the big questions in life, like the title suggests, such as why you really shouldn’t eat people, and perhaps more importantly, how to survive the absurdities of academic life without losing your mind (or…

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What the Hell Did I Just Read

Posted on November 7, 2024November 7, 2024

What the Hell Did I Just Read by David Wong is the literary equivalent of a wild night out that you don’t entirely remember but are pretty sure you loved. The story follows Dave, John, and Amy as they bumble through a series of paranormal disasters in their small town,…

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HR Approved 52 Ways To Inform Coworkers They’re Stupid (Gag Gifts For Coworkers) 

Posted on October 11, 2024October 11, 2024

Tired of biting your tongue in the breakroom? HR Approved: 52 Ways to Inform Coworkers They’re Stupid is the ultimate passive-aggressive playbook for dealing with those “special” colleagues, without getting called into HR. From cleverly disguised sticky notes to “accidentally” shared memos, this guide offers creative (and safe) ways to…

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How To Know If Your Cat Is Trying To Introduce Communism In Your House? 

Posted on October 11, 2024October 11, 2024

Is your cat plotting a revolution? In How to Know If Your Cat Is Trying to Introduce Communism in Your House, you’ll uncover the subtle signs of a Marxist agenda lurking behind those innocent purrs. From sudden collective bargaining for more treats to suspiciously equal sharing of nap spots, this…

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How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

Posted on October 10, 2024October 12, 2024

How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children by Lewis Burke Frumkes is the ultimate guide for those who think the best way to get smarter is to eat the brains of the brainiacs. No more boring study sessions or solving impossible math problems, just find yourself a few…

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How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

Posted on October 9, 2024October 12, 2024

How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire by Kerrelyn Sparks is the ultimate dating guide for those who believe the best way to find eternal love is to snag a bloodsucking billionaire. This is no ordinary romance; it’s a tale of fangs, fortunes, and finding Mr. Right… who just happens to…

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The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck

Posted on October 8, 2024October 12, 2024

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life Life’s tough, and Mark Manson’s here to tell you that maybe, just maybe, you’re caring way too much about all the wrong things. This book is like a no-nonsense pep talk from that brutally…

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Disappointing Affirmations 

Posted on September 20, 2024October 11, 2024

If you’ve had enough of the usual “You can do it!” pep talks, “Disappointing Affirmations” is here to lower your expectations in the funniest way possible. Packed with all the uninspiring mantras you never knew you needed, this book offers gems like “Maybe tomorrow will be better, but probably not”…

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How to Fight a Bear…and Win

Posted on September 20, 2024October 11, 2024

Ever wondered what to do if you find yourself face-to-face with a bear? “How to Fight a Bear…and Win And 72 Other Real Survival Tips We Hope You’ll Never Need” has got your back. This book is packed with advice that’s both useful and funny. From escaping quicksand (yep, it’s…

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Never Buy a Raccoon at a Gas Station

Posted on September 20, 2024October 11, 2024

If you’ve ever thought a gas station might be the ideal place to pick up a new pet, “Never Buy a Raccoon at a Gas Station: Life Lessons for Children of All Ages” is here to set you straight. This hilarious guidebook is packed with wisdom you didn’t know you…

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A Practical Guide to Racism

Posted on September 9, 2024October 11, 2024

Ever wonder what happens when satire is cranked up to 11 and smashes through every boundary of good taste? Enter C.H. Dalton’s wildly inappropriate guidebook, where stereotypes are skewered, roasted, and served with a side of “oh no, he didn’t.” It’s like reading your most offensive uncle’s diary if that…

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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

Posted on September 8, 2024October 11, 2024

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives Ever found yourself in a heated debate with Mr. Whiskers about the Second Amendment? Well, fret no more! “How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety” is here…

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How to live with an idiot

Posted on September 7, 2024October 11, 2024

“How to Live with an Idiot” is the ultimate survival guide for anyone who’s ever found themselves cohabiting with someone who just doesn’t get it, whether it’s a clueless roommate, a frustrating family member, or even your partner (we won’t tell). This book dishes out practical advice with a side…

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