You Really Are Full of Shit, Aren’t You?
Ever met someone who talks like they invented oxygen, only to realize they’ve just inhaled too much of their own BS? Karl Wiggins takes a hilariously snarky dive into the absurd world of overconfident know-it-alls, smug pretenders, and those annoying “experts” who are full of hot air. Packed with sarcastic jabs, witty takedowns, and a healthy dose of eye-rolling, this book is your ultimate guide to spotting, and surviving, the bullsh*t artists in your life. Perfect for those who’ve had enough of big talk and zero action. Grab a seat, pop some popcorn, and watch as Wiggins masterfully roasts the world’s most inflated egos.
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children by Lewis Burke Frumkes is the ultimate guide for those who think the best way to get smarter is to eat the brains of the brainiacs. No more boring study sessions or solving impossible math problems, just find yourself a few overachieving kids and get cooking!
If you’ve ever wondered how to get ahead in life without all the boring hard work, this book might just be the deliciously absurd answer you’ve been looking for. Warning: not suitable for those lacking a sense of humor!
What the Hell Did I Just Read
What the Hell Did I Just Read by David Wong is the literary equivalent of a wild night out that you don’t entirely remember but are pretty sure you loved. The story follows Dave, John, and Amy as they bumble through a series of paranormal disasters in their small town, encountering monsters, ghosts, and reality-bending weirdness at every turn. Wong’s writing is like a stand-up comedian crashed a horror convention, full of sarcasm, ridiculous situations, and creepy moments that make you laugh and cringe at the same time. If you’re into horror that’s half spooky, half “What is even happening?”, this book will make you laugh, shudder, and possibly question your own sanity.
HR Approved 52 Ways To Inform Coworkers They’re Stupid (Gag Gifts For Coworkers)
Tired of biting your tongue in the breakroom? HR Approved: 52 Ways to Inform Coworkers They’re Stupid is the ultimate passive-aggressive playbook for dealing with those “special” colleagues, without getting called into HR.
From cleverly disguised sticky notes to “accidentally” shared memos, this guide offers creative (and safe) ways to drop hints without crossing the professional line. Whether it’s mastering the art of a well-timed sigh or sarcastic compliments that fly just under the radar, this gag gift has everything you need to stay employed while subtly letting your coworkers know they’re not exactly Einstein. Perfect for your next Secret Santa!
Can Holding in a Fart Kill You?
Ever pondered the life-threatening consequences of holding in a fart? Wonder no more! This book dives into the essential, yet unspoken, mysteries of life that you never knew you needed answers to. With over 150 questions, you’ll finally understand why yawns are contagious, if cracking your knuckles will doom you to arthritis, and, of course, whether suppressing a toot could actually be fatal. Ideal for those moments when you’re hiding out in the bathroom, this is the ultimate read for anyone who loves quirky facts, bizarre science, and a good chuckle. Perfect for the curious mind or the friend who always asks the weirdest questions at the dinner table, this book guarantees to make you the most fascinating (or strangest) person in any room. But seriously, should you hold that fart in? Find out inside!
Reusing Old Graves
Reusing Old Graves: A Report on Popular British Attitudes is the kind of book that makes you wonder, “Wait, people actually do this?” Dive into the fascinatingly morbid world of grave recycling, where history meets practicality in the most unexpected ways. This book explores the surprisingly popular British attitude toward reusing burial plots, because why let a good grave go to waste?
Dogshit Saved My Life
Dogshit Saved My Life by Karl Wiggins is the kind of book that grabs you by the collar and doesn’t let go, much like an overexcited dog that just found something gross to roll in. With a title that’s sure to raise eyebrows (and probably a few chuckles), this memoir takes you on a wild, no-holds-barred journey through the author’s life, where humor and heartache often walk hand-in-hand.
Wiggins delivers his story with a sharp wit and a healthy dose of irreverence, tackling the ups and downs of life with a grin and a mischievous twinkle in his eye. Whether he’s recounting absurd misadventures or finding unexpected wisdom in the most unlikely places (like, you guessed it, dog poop), Wiggins proves that laughter really is the best medicine, even when life throws you a few stinkers. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh, a little chaos, and a lot of heart.
How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire
How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire by Kerrelyn Sparks is the ultimate dating guide for those who believe the best way to find eternal love is to snag a bloodsucking billionaire. This is no ordinary romance; it’s a tale of fangs, fortunes, and finding Mr. Right… who just happens to be undead.
Sparks introduces you to a charming vampire who’s rich, handsome, and just a bit toothy, but don’t worry, he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe just a really nice coffin). You’ll learn the do’s and don’ts of vampire dating, like avoiding garlic on date night and keeping a supply of breath mints for those blood-scented moments.
Whether you’re looking for love that lasts forever (literally) or just want a partner who can afford to take you to fancy restaurants, at midnight. This book will have you swooning, laughing, and maybe even craving a little neck nibble of your own.
Toilet Paper Origami
Delight Your Guests with Fancy Folds and Simple Surface Embellishments is the book you never knew you needed to transform your bathroom experience from mundane to magnificent. Why settle for a plain old roll when you can impress your guests with delicate folds and intricate designs, all using the humble toilet paper?
This quirky guide takes you step by step through the art of turning bathroom tissue into tiny masterpieces. From swans and roses to fans and fancy flourishes, this book proves that even the most basic household item can be a canvas for creativity. Whether you’re looking to add a touch of class to your guest bathroom or just want to surprise your housemates with something unexpected, this book will have you folding like a pro in no time. Perfect for anyone who loves a good DIY project, a bit of whimsy, or just wants to turn their bathroom into a five star experience, one square at a time!
The Pocket Book of Boners
Buckle up for the ultimate collection of unintentional hilarity, courtesy of The Pocket Book of Boners. No, it’s not what you think, but it’s even better. This little gem dives into the world of hilarious misunderstandings, awkward mistakes, and facepalm-worthy moments that are just too good not to share.
From students’ laughably wrong exam answers to the most cringe-inducing slip-ups, this book is a tribute to all the times we tried…and failed spectacularly. It’s like a highlight reel of humanity’s funniest errors, reminding us all that sometimes, it’s okay to laugh at ourselves. Perfect for a quick giggle when you need a pick me up or just want to feel a little bit better about your own “oops” moments.
A Practical Guide to Racism
Ever wonder what happens when satire is cranked up to 11 and smashes through every boundary of good taste? Enter C.H. Dalton’s wildly inappropriate guidebook, where stereotypes are skewered, roasted, and served with a side of “oh no, he didn’t.” It’s like reading your most offensive uncle’s diary if that uncle also had a PhD in being wrong. Packed with outrageous “advice” and dripping with sarcasm, this book doesn’t discriminate, it mocks everyone equally. So, if you’ve got thick skin and an even thicker sense of humor, buckle up for the most politically incorrect ride you never knew you wanted.
How To Know If Your Cat Is Trying To Introduce Communism In Your House?
Is your cat plotting a revolution? In How to Know If Your Cat Is Trying to Introduce Communism in Your House, you’ll uncover the subtle signs of a Marxist agenda lurking behind those innocent purrs.
From sudden collective bargaining for more treats to suspiciously equal sharing of nap spots, this guide takes you through every potential red flag.
This hilarious and paranoid guide will have you questioning every tail flick and whisker twitch, with plenty of tongue-in-cheek advice on spotting your furry comrade’s plan to redistribute the household wealth. It’s the ultimate read for any cat owner wondering if their cat is more interested in “the people” than purring!
How to Make People Feel Awkward at Work
How to Make People Feel Awkward at Work: Without Getting Reported to HR by Andrew Worden is the ultimate guide for anyone who enjoys a little workplace mischief without crossing the line. This book serves up subtle, hilarious tactics to keep your coworkers guessing, all while staying safely under HR’s radar. Want to make meetings just a tad more uncomfortable? Or master the art of the awkward pause during small talk? Worden’s got you covered with tips that are equal parts playful and awkward, but never quite enough to get you in trouble.
Think of it as your office survival guide for keeping things interesting while walking the fine line between weird and wonderful. Perfect for anyone who’s had one too many boring office days and wants to inject some light-hearted chaos into the mix. Just be ready for the confused looks, you’ll be getting plenty!
Disappointing Affirmations
If you’ve had enough of the usual “You can do it!” pep talks, “Disappointing Affirmations” is here to lower your expectations in the funniest way possible. Packed with all the uninspiring mantras you never knew you needed, this book offers gems like “Maybe tomorrow will be better, but probably not” and “You’re doing your best, which is…fine.” It’s the perfect antidote to overly positive self-help books that make you feel like you’re supposed to conquer the world before breakfast. Instead, these down-to-earth, laugh-out-loud affirmations remind you that sometimes just getting through the day is an achievement in itself.
Perfect for anyone with a sarcastic streak or those who are tired of being told to “stay positive,” this book will make you feel seen, especially on those days when “just okay” is good enough. Finally, some real talk!
How to Fight a Bear…and Win
Ever wondered what to do if you find yourself face-to-face with a bear? “How to Fight a Bear…and Win And 72 Other Real Survival Tips We Hope You’ll Never Need” has got your back. This book is packed with advice that’s both useful and funny. From escaping quicksand (yep, it’s still a thing) to surviving a shark attack, the tips in here will have you ready for anything, though let’s hope you never actually need them! Written in a light, casual style, it’s perfect for anyone who likes to be over-prepared, or just wants a good laugh imagining the worst-case scenarios.
It’s like a survival guide, but with jokes. So if you ever find yourself needing to wrestle a bear, dodge a lightning strike, or escape a swarm of bees, you’ll be glad you read this. Because, let’s face it, sometimes life just throws bears at you.
Never Buy a Raccoon at a Gas Station
If you’ve ever thought a gas station might be the ideal place to pick up a new pet, “Never Buy a Raccoon at a Gas Station: Life Lessons for Children of All Ages” is here to set you straight. This hilarious guidebook is packed with wisdom you didn’t know you needed, like why gas station raccoons are a hard pass and what life’s really about.
Full of laugh out loud anecdotes and common sense tips that apply to kids and adults alike, this book is equal parts life coach and comedy gold. Whether it’s about keeping your fingers clear of raccoon paws or learning not to trust questionable convenience store purchases, this book serves up its lessons with a side of wit. Perfect for anyone who’s ever made a questionable decision or just needs a good chuckle, it’s a wild reminder that some things like raccoons are better left unpurchased.
The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification
The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification
Birdwatching? Boring. Flower spotting? Overdone. Welcome to the real outdoor adventure: tracking down stray shopping carts like the majestic urban wildlife they are. This guidebook is your passport to the fascinating world of rogue carts, those free-spirited, wheeled wanderers of parking lots and sidewalks. From the common “Abandoned Near a Bus Stop” to the elusive “Half-Submerged in a Ditch,” this field guide will have you identifying, classifying, and maybe even rescuing these metal nomads. Perfect for the seasoned cart enthusiast or anyone who’s ever thought, “Why is that shopping cart on the highway?
People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead
Ever feel like someone’s hanging around you like a lost puppy… but spookier? Welcome to the world of clueless ghosts who never got the memo that they’ve, you know, kicked the bucket. These spectral squatters are haunting all the wrong places, mainly your personal space, and they just won’t take the hint. Think of it as an otherworldly roommate situation gone wrong. This hilarious and slightly unnerving guide will have you questioning every weird noise and cold breeze, arming you with tips to evict the afterlife’s most clueless tenants. Spoiler: sage isn’t just for your spice rack.
How Green Were the Nazis
When you think of history’s biggest villains, you probably don’t picture them hugging trees and composting. But here’s a plot twist no one asked for: Nazis going green? This book dives into the bizarre, ironic saga of how the guys in jackboots were also into green boots… like, eco-friendly ones.
Picture Hitler scolding someone for not recycling, it’s weird, right? This isn’t your typical history lesson; it’s a deep dive into one of the strangest contradictions ever, where the worst people on Earth had surprisingly strong opinions about deforestation. Spoiler alert: planting trees doesn’t make up for, you know, everything else.
The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake
Imagine biting into a cake and tasting… all your mom’s repressed feelings. That’s the life of young Rose, who discovers she’s got a “gift” for tasting emotions in food, like a therapist, but without the overpriced hourly rate. But instead of savoring sweet frosting, she’s stuck with the emotional baggage of every sad sandwich and depressed dessert she eats. Family dinners? Basically an all-you-can-feel buffet of dysfunction. It’s part magical realism, part ‘wow, I really should’ve ordered takeout,’ and 100% the most bittersweet thing to ever happen to a lemon cake.
Dreams of Amputation
Ever wake up and think, “Well, that was a nightmare and a half”? Now imagine that feeling on a loop, served with a side of existential dread. Welcome to a world where your dreams aren’t just weird, they’re aggressively deranged. Meet our unlucky hero, stumbling through a surreal landscape where losing a limb is just another Tuesday. It’s like a David Lynch film had a chaotic one-night stand with your worst sleep paralysis. Dark, disturbing, and oddly hilarious, this book is a wild ride through the mind’s deepest, creepiest corners where nothing’s safe, especially your arms and legs.
Suburban Chicken-Strangling Stories
Ever feel like your neighbors are hiding something? Well, in this twisted tale of cul-de-sacs and casseroles, they definitely are. Welcome to the charming world of suburbia, where the lawns are manicured, the secrets are dark, and the most dangerous weapon is… a pair of gardening gloves?
Dive into these wild tales of ordinary folks who’ve had just about enough, of their bosses, their diets, and especially their backyard poultry. It’s “Desperate Housewives” meets “Chicken Run” with a side of unhinged, where dinner could be your arch-nemesis. Perfect for anyone who’s ever thought about taking the phrase “winner, winner, chicken dinner” way too literally.
The Sex Lives of Cannibals
So, you’ve had a bad vacation. Big deal. Now imagine moving to a tiny island in the Pacific, where paradise comes with a side of canned tuna and questionable hygiene. Follow the misadventures of a guy who thought he’d find himself in a tropical paradise but instead found heatstroke, island politics, and wild dogs that may or may not hold grudges. Forget romance; this is survival of the sweatiest, where the local pastimes include dodging falling coconuts and wondering if the dinner you’re eating just ate your flip-flop. Think Robinson Crusoe, but with more sunburn and way fewer life skills.
Tobacco-Stained Mountain Goat
Imagine a world where your best life choices are between sipping lukewarm coffee or inhaling the smoky aroma of last night’s regrets. Enter the life of a washed-up, half-baked private eye who’s allergic to good decisions and perpetually on the brink of a nicotine-induced meltdown.
In this dystopian saga, every bad guy looks like they’ve just lost a fight with their morning shave, and our hero is less James Bond and more… well, an untrained mountain goat with a smoking habit. Equal parts gritty noir and ‘what the heck did I just read?’, it’s a wild ride through the messy, ashtray of existence where everyone’s a suspect, and nobody has breath mints.
This Is Not a Book
Think you’re holding a book? Well, think again! Keri Smith is here to mess with your mind and flip your idea of reading upside down. This is Not a Book is more of a creative dare, a challenge, and a little bit of chaos all rolled into one. It doesn’t want you to sit and read, it wants you to rip, fold, scribble, destroy, and do all the things your 5th-grade teacher told you never to do to a book.
It’s like the rebellious cousin of all your other reads, demanding you get off your butt and interact. Warning: You might end up using this “not-book” as a frisbee, an art project, or even a personal manifesto. One thing’s for sure, you’ll never look at a book (or not-book) the same way again.
101 Ways to Know If Your Cat Is French
Ever wondered if your cat secretly sips café au lait or dreams in French? “101 Ways to Know If Your Cat Is French: How To Talk to Your Cat About Their Secret Life and Learn The Art of Being French” by Seamus Mullarkey is here to solve this mystery with a baguette-sized dose of humor. Packed with hilarious clues and tongue in cheek observations, this book will have you questioning your feline’s nationality in no time. Does your cat prefer croissants over catnip?
Does it turn up its nose at anything less than gourmet pâté? Mullarkey takes you on a laugh-out-loud journey through the quirks and oddities that might just prove your cat has a little je ne sais quoi. Whether you’re a cat lover or just in need of a good laugh, this book is the purr-fect companion for a lazy afternoon. Because, really, who wouldn’t want to know if their kitty has a secret life as a Parisian?
The Hoboken Chicken Emergency
The Hoboken Chicken Emergency by Daniel Pinkwater is the delightfully bizarre tale of what happens when you combine a small town, Thanksgiving dinner, and a giant, 266-pound chicken named Henrietta.
When Arthur Bobowicz is sent to pick up a turkey for Thanksgiving, he ends up bringing home a chicken, a very, very large chicken. And not just any chicken, but one with a personality that’s bigger than its drumsticks. As you can imagine, chaos ensues. Henrietta runs wild through the streets of Hoboken, making friends, causing mayhem, and generally behaving like a chicken on a mission.
With Pinkwater’s signature humor, this book is a cluck-worthy romp that will have you laughing out loud and wondering if maybe, just maybe, your town could use a giant chicken too. Perfect for anyone who loves stories that go off the beaten (chicken) path!
Teach Your Wife to Be a Widow
Teach Your Wife to Be a Widow is the ultimate how-to guide for husbands who believe in planning ahead, way, way ahead. This book offers a step-by-step approach to preparing your wife for that inevitable moment when she must face life alone… but hopefully, not anytime soon!
Rogers takes you through all the essentials: from getting your wife comfortable with the idea of living solo, to mastering the art of being a hypothetical widow. Think of it as a bizarre insurance policy, where instead of leaving money, you leave a perfectly prepared widow. It’s a manual filled with peculiar tips like “practice running the household” or “learn to talk to the neighbors without mentioning me.”
Whether you’re a husband who’s a little too prepared, or just someone with a dark sense of humor, this book will have you laughing (or cringing) at every page. Perfect for the person who has everything… except for a widow-in-training.