If you’ve had enough of the usual “You can do it!” pep talks, “Disappointing Affirmations” is here to lower your expectations in the funniest way possible. Packed with all the uninspiring mantras you never knew you needed, this book offers gems like “Maybe tomorrow will be better, but probably not” and “You’re doing your best, which is…fine.” It’s the perfect antidote to overly positive self-help books that make you feel like you’re supposed to conquer the world before breakfast. Instead, these down-to-earth, laugh-out-loud affirmations remind you that sometimes just getting through the day is an achievement in itself.
Perfect for anyone with a sarcastic streak or those who are tired of being told to “stay positive,” this book will make you feel seen, especially on those days when “just okay” is good enough. Finally, some real talk!