If you’ve ever thought a gas station might be the ideal place to pick up a new pet, “Never Buy a Raccoon at a Gas Station: Life Lessons for Children of All Ages” is here to set you straight. This hilarious guidebook is packed with wisdom you didn’t know you needed, like why gas station raccoons are a hard pass and what life’s really about.
Full of laugh out loud anecdotes and common sense tips that apply to kids and adults alike, this book is equal parts life coach and comedy gold. Whether it’s about keeping your fingers clear of raccoon paws or learning not to trust questionable convenience store purchases, this book serves up its lessons with a side of wit. Perfect for anyone who’s ever made a questionable decision or just needs a good chuckle, it’s a wild reminder that some things like raccoons are better left unpurchased.
