Toilet Paper Origami: Delight Your Guests with Fancy Folds and Simple Surface Embellishments is the book you never knew you needed to transform your bathroom experience from mundane to magnificent. Why settle for a plain old roll when you can impress your guests with delicate folds and intricate designs, all…
101 Ways to Know If Your Cat Is French
Ever wondered if your cat secretly sips café au lait or dreams in French? “101 Ways to Know If Your Cat Is French: How To Talk to Your Cat About Their Secret Life and Learn The Art of Being French” by Seamus Mullarkey is here to solve this mystery with…
How to Marry Keanu Reeves in 90 Days
How to Marry Keanu Reeves in 90 Days by KM Jackson is a hilarious and heartfelt rom-com that follows one woman’s wild plan to make Keanu Reeves her husband. When Kwana hears that her celebrity crush, Keanu, might be getting hitched, she decides she has just 90 days to stop…
The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification
The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field IdentificationBirdwatching? Boring. Flower spotting? Overdone. Welcome to the real outdoor adventure: tracking down stray shopping carts like the majestic urban wildlife they are. This guidebook is your passport to the fascinating world of rogue carts, those free-spirited, wheeled…
People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead
People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About ItEver feel like someone’s hanging around you like a lost puppy… but spookier? Welcome to the world of clueless ghosts who never got the memo that they’ve, you know, kicked the bucket….
How Green Were the Nazis
When you think of history’s biggest villains, you probably don’t picture them hugging trees and composting. But here’s a plot twist no one asked for: Nazis going green? This book dives into the bizarre, ironic saga of how the guys in jackboots were also into green boots… like, eco-friendly ones….
The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake
Imagine biting into a cake and tasting… all your mom’s repressed feelings. That’s the life of young Rose, who discovers she’s got a “gift” for tasting emotions in food, like a therapist, but without the overpriced hourly rate. But instead of savoring sweet frosting, she’s stuck with the emotional baggage…
Dreams of Amputation
Ever wake up and think, “Well, that was a nightmare and a half”? Now imagine that feeling on a loop, served with a side of existential dread. Welcome to a world where your dreams aren’t just weird, they’re aggressively deranged. Meet our unlucky hero, stumbling through a surreal landscape where…
Suburban Chicken-Strangling Stories
Ever feel like your neighbors are hiding something? Well, in this twisted tale of cul-de-sacs and casseroles, they definitely are. Welcome to the charming world of suburbia, where the lawns are manicured, the secrets are dark, and the most dangerous weapon is… a pair of gardening gloves? Dive into these…
The Sex Lives of Cannibals
So, you’ve had a bad vacation. Big deal. Now imagine moving to a tiny island in the Pacific, where paradise comes with a side of canned tuna and questionable hygiene. Follow the misadventures of a guy who thought he’d find himself in a tropical paradise but instead found heatstroke, island…
Tobacco-Stained Mountain Goat
Imagine a world where your best life choices are between sipping lukewarm coffee or inhaling the smoky aroma of last night’s regrets. Enter the life of a washed-up, half-baked private eye who’s allergic to good decisions and perpetually on the brink of a nicotine-induced meltdown. In this dystopian saga, every…
This Is Not a Book
Think you’re holding a book? Well, think again! Keri Smith is here to mess with your mind and flip your idea of reading upside down. This is Not a Book is more of a creative dare, a challenge, and a little bit of chaos all rolled into one. It doesn’t…