People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It
Ever feel like someone’s hanging around you like a lost puppy… but spookier? Welcome to the world of clueless ghosts who never got the memo that they’ve, you know, kicked the bucket. These spectral squatters are haunting all the wrong places, mainly your personal space, and they just won’t take the hint. Think of it as an otherworldly roommate situation gone wrong. This hilarious and slightly unnerving guide will have you questioning every weird noise and cold breeze, arming you with tips to evict the afterlife’s most clueless tenants. Spoiler: sage isn’t just for your spice rack.