Teach Your Wife to Be a Widow is the ultimate how-to guide for husbands who believe in planning ahead, way, way ahead. This book offers a step-by-step approach to preparing your wife for that inevitable moment when she must face life alone… but hopefully, not anytime soon!
Rogers takes you through all the essentials: from getting your wife comfortable with the idea of living solo, to mastering the art of being a hypothetical widow. Think of it as a bizarre insurance policy, where instead of leaving money, you leave a perfectly prepared widow. It’s a manual filled with peculiar tips like “practice running the household” or “learn to talk to the neighbors without mentioning me.”
Whether you’re a husband who’s a little too prepared, or just someone with a dark sense of humor, this book will have you laughing (or cringing) at every page. Perfect for the person who has everything… except for a widow-in-training.
