Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?: And Other Questions About Dead Bodies by Caitlin Doughty is the ultimate guide to the weird, wonderful, and slightly morbid curiosities of death, brought to you by the queen of all things macabre, and inspired by the uncensored imagination of kids who aren’t afraid to ask the real questions. Like, seriously, if you drop dead on the floor, how long before Fluffy decides you’re more snack than human? Caitlin, a mortician with a knack for dark humor, answers this and other burning questions about death, decomposition, and all the creepy crawlies in between, with wit, wisdom, and a whole lot of respect for the little ones who dared to ask.
From what happens if you die on a plane to whether you can send your ashes into space, this book is a delightfully morbid romp through the mysteries of mortality, served with a side of laughter. After all, if you can’t giggle about rigor mortis, what can you laugh about?
